Filthy Chicken Sex Problem
That's right Miss Kate, your darling innocent hubby just located my blog by doing a google search for '"sex problem" filthy chicken'.
Who's the sleazeball now? Sparklestone you may have Miss Kate fooled, but I know who you really are. People don't get us confused for nothing.
You're a sick, twisted, and very bored little man!
Who's the sleazeball now? Sparklestone you may have Miss Kate fooled, but I know who you really are. People don't get us confused for nothing.
You're a sick, twisted, and very bored little man!
posted by Sylow_P | 1:15 PM
8 Comments:
You're absolutely right Sylow. I do have a problem. I'm far sleazier than I ever believed possible. Miss Kate, I need help, and lots of it.
I only hope you can give it to me.
huh-huh
It's okay Sparklestone. Admitting your guilt is part of the healing process. I doubt Miss Kate will abandon you for being a sicko.
Call me when you get to Step 8.
I would also like to point out that Sparklestone's original comment had something to do with rubber and glue, and was for too risque for this blog. I removed it for his own safety from Miss Kate.
I really, really want to comment on this blog, but I'm just out of my league.
It's not that I don't have potty mouth tendencies, it's that I try not to leave any incriminating evidence.
It's exactly the same reason that I prefer to put down my cocktail glass if someone is going to take a picture.
It's all a matter of style, Boys.
And by the way, Sylow, you're absolutely right. I still love both of you, sleaze and all. (Just try to keep it under wraps in public, huh?)
Ah, this is a dangerous road you are treading.
You might want to consider turnin' on back.
In the words of Samuel Clemens:
To alter and misuse the words of another man is to embrace all that is cheap and rotten below the firmament; the culprit will reap no reward but scorn and stone.
On the other hand, in the immortal words of Lord George Gordon Byron:
Piss off, thou silly bugger, I'm trying to have a shag!
Granted, not one of his better-known quotes, but pertinent I think.
Alright already. To set the record, well, straighter. Sparkle originally wrote a comment insinuating that I was going to falsify statcounter data to prove my original claim.
That was not the case, as Sparkle knows he is guilty. BUT since I was being accused of forgery I thought 'what the heck'.
Yes, I wrote the first comment above, and signed Sparklestone's name. I admit it, and I wouldn't hesitate to do it again.
After all, he said that he was rubber and I was glue, and that if I tried to tell the world the truth about him it would bounce of him and stick to me, and well, I've always hated being messy.
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