The Routine
The normal Routine is as follows:
Phase 1. Shampoo Hair
Phase 2. Shave if needed
Phase 3. Rinse Shampoo
Phase 4. Apply Conditioner to Hair
Phase 5. Apply Body Wash
Phase 6. Rinse Conditioner and Body Wash
Phase 7. Wait 10 minutes for water temperature to drop, allowing shockingly cold water to send me screaming into the new day.
Today's Alternate Routine:
AltPhase 1. Shampoo Hair
AltPhase 2. No meeting with boss today=fuck shaving
AltPhase 3. Rinse Shampoo
AltPhase 4. Apply Body Wash to hair
AltPhase 5. Attempt to skip to phase 5 by transferring lather
AltPhase 6. Give up on AltPhase 5
AltPhase 7. Rinse
AltPhase 8. Spend 5 minutes wondering if I skipped a phase or just grabbed the wrong bottle (Still convinced there is a difference)
AltPhase 9. Spend 5 more minutes wondering what phase to continue with
AltPhase 10. Apply conditioner, noting rich bubbly lather
AltPhase 11. Rinse Thoroughly
AltPhase 12. Leave shower knowing the most productive part of my day has already passed.
Phase 1. Shampoo Hair
Phase 2. Shave if needed
Phase 3. Rinse Shampoo
Phase 4. Apply Conditioner to Hair
Phase 5. Apply Body Wash
Phase 6. Rinse Conditioner and Body Wash
Phase 7. Wait 10 minutes for water temperature to drop, allowing shockingly cold water to send me screaming into the new day.
Today's Alternate Routine:
AltPhase 1. Shampoo Hair
AltPhase 2. No meeting with boss today=fuck shaving
AltPhase 3. Rinse Shampoo
AltPhase 4. Apply Body Wash to hair
AltPhase 5. Attempt to skip to phase 5 by transferring lather
AltPhase 6. Give up on AltPhase 5
AltPhase 7. Rinse
AltPhase 8. Spend 5 minutes wondering if I skipped a phase or just grabbed the wrong bottle (Still convinced there is a difference)
AltPhase 9. Spend 5 more minutes wondering what phase to continue with
AltPhase 10. Apply conditioner, noting rich bubbly lather
AltPhase 11. Rinse Thoroughly
AltPhase 12. Leave shower knowing the most productive part of my day has already passed.
posted by Sylow_P | 10:48 AM
4 Comments:
How did you get a rich, bubbly lather with conditioner? Mine conditioner is always non-frothy. I think you might be on crack.
That would be from the residual body wash still in my hair.
Give it a try sometime. You'll see how well designed your shampoo is to rinse clear so easily.
I once got confused in my showering routine and ended up with a very large handful of gilette foamy (original scent) shaving creme in my eye. It hurt. Quite a lot actually.
And all this time I thought it was just women who spent lots of time in the shower applying and washing off a variety of products!
Cap'n, I'm nost sure we should be asking Sylow about how he got that rich bubbly lather...hmmmm, but then again, you got shaving cream in your eye... sorry it hurt, but very funny!
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