Schlongogler
A couple days after Gore invented the internet, Sparklestone and I got this game sent to us over email. This little flash cartoon program shows you a row of urinals, some of which are occupied, and you have to click on the appropriate urinal to use. For example, if there are three urinals, and the one on the far right is occupied, the appropriate urinal to use is the one on the far left.
Despite the personal nature of the rest of this blog entry, Sparklestone insists that it needs bloggin.
Some strange little man just followed me into an empty men’s room, parked himself at the urinal directly next to me and made no effort to hide the fact that he was staring directly at my penis.
Back at LSU this might not have fazed me, since every single men’s room stall had a glory hole anyhow, but down south he would have at least offered to show me his out of courtesy.
Sparklestone: Sending me the definition of ogle isn’t helping...
1 : to eye amorously or provocatively
2 : to look at especially with greedy or interested attention
Despite the personal nature of the rest of this blog entry, Sparklestone insists that it needs bloggin.
Some strange little man just followed me into an empty men’s room, parked himself at the urinal directly next to me and made no effort to hide the fact that he was staring directly at my penis.
Back at LSU this might not have fazed me, since every single men’s room stall had a glory hole anyhow, but down south he would have at least offered to show me his out of courtesy.
Sparklestone: Sending me the definition of ogle isn’t helping...
1 : to eye amorously or provocatively
2 : to look at especially with greedy or interested attention
posted by Sylow_P | 12:59 PM
7 Comments:
When I came up with the term 'schlongogler' I kept thinking of hamburglar...but I just realized that what I was actually picturing was Grimace. Who does the schlongogler more resemble, the Hamburgler or Grimace?
Hmm, that's a tough one. He was shorter than me, so I couldn't see his face. I'm going to have to go with Hamburgler.
Sylow, your situation with the "unit" eyer is the exact reason I started my business called: Penis Pants.
What are penis pants? Simple: a tube of waterproof fabric, pleated and elasticized at the open ends. Just slip over flaccid penis and bring out said tool when needed without fear. All will be covered so ogler will see zilch.
Comes in assorted colors and patterns.
One size fits all (where the pleating comes in and the elasticized openings.)
I don't think I'd be willing to spend money on one-size-fits-all penis pants. I've had trouble with so called 'pleated condoms' in the past.
Now if you're interested in doing some custom tailoring, we're in business.
maybe it's just cuz i don't have one. and maybe i really do have penis envy. but dude...i'd look too.
they are uh...interesting...thingies.
I'm flattered, truly.
I may need to find some way to reconcile the inevitability that having YOU stare at my penis would likely not have the same unnerving effect as having a complete stranger do the same when they have a penis of their own to look at.
I spent a fair amount of time running across campus naked as an undergrad, and I don’t remember ever having any issues with it.
If it turns out I’m unwittingly becoming a homophobe, I’m sure all of my gay friends will provide me with a new definition of “gay bashing”.
HA! So you'd be completely comfortable with having any random chic come along and ogle at your schlong? :D
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