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Thursday, September 29, 2005

New Search Hits II

Not in the mood to write, but I'd thought I'd share some recent search hits that found my blog. The number indicates how highly ranked my blog was on that search. The last two are my favorites. Please note only one of these phrases was ever specifically written on my blog.


#1 mother-in-law sex adventures

#1 Fucking Screwdrivers

#2 filthy chicken

#3 mother-in-law enjoys masturbate

#2 a girl in bed sleeping having sex with a boy

#4 getting rid of the other woman

#5 common things caught from kissing

#6 wet the bed fraternity

#10 sleeping with my brother in same bed

#10 marijuana shower curtains

#11 naked girl sitting on a sleeping naked girl

#67 rubbing thighs together

#92 natural redhead, dd

#66 i fuck my mother-in-law secretly

#96 men in panty club

#107 ode to my underpants

12 Comments:

Blogger paintergirl said...

it's nice to know there are people so concerned with their mother-in-laws.

what is filthy chicken anyway?

4:11 PM, September 29, 2005  
Blogger Sally Tomato said...

No orgasmic urinations?

6:33 AM, September 30, 2005  
Blogger mary bishop said...

Wow Sylow - I think you are now the winner of the dirty search words award.

It's hard for me to give up my title...

Where's Sparky lately?

4:25 AM, October 01, 2005  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

I'm sure filthy chicken is unclean whatever it is. The requestor came from Malaysia, the same country that brought me my "sex with a chicken" hit.

Nice one giggles. I feel like I've been pimped. After you won the last weekly geekly I told the Capt that I so hate losing to a girl who's not going to spank me for it.

He seemed to wish I hadn't shared that.

MB, I've only listed about half of my mother in law hits. I think I'll overpower you soon.

Sparky is on hiatus. Says his creative thing is broken. He's waiting to feel funny again. However, the Blues Brothere weekly geekly was so easy that when i told him about it he almost came off of hiatus to complain.

7:14 AM, October 01, 2005  
Blogger Sally Tomato said...

?Do you want spanked?

12:41 PM, October 01, 2005  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

Aren't you suppose to ask if I've been bad?

4:27 PM, October 01, 2005  
Blogger mary bishop said...

Actually one is supposed to say: You have been a very very naughty boy -- the only question asked is: Do you know what happens to naughty boys?

Sparky if you are out there lurking - it is not necessary to be funny to blog. I haven't been funny in months. My funny is gone and I don't know how or if I'll ever get it back.

5:52 AM, October 02, 2005  
Blogger Sally Tomato said...

Rookie, here.

Lemme start over.

You have been a very, very naughty boy...and do you know what happens to naughty boys?

(While repeatedly smacking the whip into the palm of my left hand i yell...)

DROP 'EM!

(Thanks for the tip MB.)

9:08 AM, October 02, 2005  
Blogger mary bishop said...

WenigGluckliches - oh Sylow's going to be a good boy now! Or just maybe he's going to be a very bad boy...heh heh...

7:58 AM, October 03, 2005  
Blogger Sylow_P said...

Sylow is still stuck in the compounded illusion of one dominatrix commanding/instructing another dominatrix to spank me.

Isn't this verging on adultery in Denmark or somewhere like that?

9:15 AM, October 03, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rumor has it that sparky is tied down on the spankinator down in sylow's basement

9:24 AM, October 03, 2005  
Blogger Sally Tomato said...

He's getting his dominatrix lesson.

2:10 PM, October 04, 2005  

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