Caught in the Act II
Okay, I took the Captain'sadvice and told SB that the crackhead has coroborrated her story about the event I don't remember.
"The crackhead says she remembers me making out with ______ in that parking lot."
"Yeah, she's the one who told me about it."
"What? I thought you saw it."
"No, the crackhead was in the club telling everyone."
Crackhead, you got some splainin' to do. How come you're the only eye witness? I was supposedly there, and I didn't even see it.
"The crackhead says she remembers me making out with ______ in that parking lot."
"Yeah, she's the one who told me about it."
"What? I thought you saw it."
"No, the crackhead was in the club telling everyone."
Crackhead, you got some splainin' to do. How come you're the only eye witness? I was supposedly there, and I didn't even see it.
posted by Sylow_P | 5:10 PM
23 Comments:
This is getting funnier and I don't think it's peaked yet.
I am the only eye witness b/c everyone else was probably at the bar. Think about it..does it sound plausible that I would catch someone making out & then immediately go & tell EVERYONE??? I think everyone should vote on that one.
You didn't really ask that did you? Plausible? Bloody friggin likely is more like it.
I vote yes.
This is tricky. See, I think the Crackhead is suprisingly secretive. She is such a crackhead that you would assume she is a complete blabbermouth, but I know she isn't.
But that certainly doesn't mean she saw what she says she saw.
I am not sure we are voting on the right thing
Sparklestone, you wouldn't by chance be weighing SB's word/memory over the crackhead's word/memory, would you?
Cause, them's like, fightin words.
I think they're selling the Sylow tapes on the internet...
Sylow, not saying anything of the sort, tho I do so love a good fight.
But I am saying is that the vote should be on just that:
SB's word/memory vs. the crackhead's word/memory
ps. marybishop is right. they are selling sylow tapes on the internet. but, while disgusting and yet strangly alluring, they don't shed any light on this particular issue
I don't get why SB's & my memory are in competition if we are corroborating stories. It's true I am not always a blabbermouth, however don't you think I would blab something that would embarrass Sylow? I think we all know that's a yes!
Well, we just didn't expect you to admit it, crackhead.
SB saya she remembers thinking when she heard the news "What is he thinking?"
She may not have realized it, but I think SB was into me way back then. Still, don't anybody start saying that this little incident was some sort of set back responsible for the subsequent four years it took for her to come to her senses and realize she was hot for me. I'm sure this had nothing to do with it.
This is sorta what I saw....
Sylow. Well duhhhhhhh. Who wasn't into you back then?
Crackhead, I am not sure the whole Brody/Berry thing is helping your case. Kinda supports the whole you're a crackhead thing. What else you got?
Yeah, from that angle how could you be certain it was me? I mean it's not like I've ever worn a gold strapless evening gown.
Ok well what about this one? Or this? Or.....
I think that first one is suppose to be this.
Brutal, just brutal.
Actually I meant to post this. It looks like a seedy bar.
Hey, I think I know that girl, and despite the ring on his finger, that is definitely not his wife!
Why don't we all kiss and make up as opposed to kiss and make up a story about the kiss?
No? Okay...
But Mary, it was my (alledged) kissing of somone, not my wife, that started all this.
What kind of trouble are you trying to get me into?
Sylow, if your wife found you kissing sparklestone she might forget the memory of that other disputed kiss...
Should I kiss off? (When's the last time you heard that expression?)
Wow, I can't remember the last time someone brought into question Sparky & Sylow's private level of acceptable intimacy.
Boy, it sure does bring back memories.
Probably a sleepover...it always starts with an innocent sleepover...
It has been a while. Ask SB. Would she mind if someone said they saw us together in that bathroom downstairs in Coates Hall?
You mean recently, or just back in our experimental days?
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