Gone fishing, sorta
I'll be without blog access for a week. I'm off to a conference... in Vegas. It's too bad I don't like to gamble. Fortunately, there are plenty of other things I do like. :)
Feel free to talk about me uninterrupted during my absence.
Feel free to talk about me uninterrupted during my absence.
posted by Sylow_P | 7:04 AM
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Sorry for the inconvenience
Does this mean we are all quarantined?
Please remain calm. Be sure to use proper hygiene.
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas? How did Sylow the pure --manage to infect his blog in absentia?
I'm feeling itchy!
So does the absence of comments indicate that we really do need Sylow here to have a lively conversation?
I suppose that while he is gone, I could tell you all some of the dirty tidbits I know about him.
He might not like it if I just tell you, but how's this:
Which of the following describes Sylow?
a) boxers
b) briefs
c) commando
d) frilly thong
I'm picking c. I would like to say fuji slider but that is not an option.
a - free but modest.
keep guessing.
meanwhile, he's another:
Sylow drinks
a) heavily
b) heartily
c) handily
d) harbingerly
I will say d. It sounds like a sylow thing to do.
oh dear heavens-there's facial hair involved?!
Sylow wears a butt-sucking goatee. That's my guess.
By now he's probably married a handful of showgirls at the little chapel by the slots...
Thanks for the guess MB. As my luck would have it three girls who kept calling me baby did attempt to follow my home thursday. When they discovered what a cheap bastard I am they magically disappeared.
I just got home a full 24 hours behind schedule. I've been up since 9am PST Saturday.
I *think* i can squeeze 3 blog entries out of the details. Until then, I offer my thanks to Sparklestone for paying more attention to my blog than his own during my absence, and I offer my answers to his quiz...
#1 Yes
#2 All of the above
#Kristin I'm glad you enjoy vegas too.
#3 In sparky's dreams/memories A) is correct. However MaryBishop, I have no memory of my goatee ever sucking butt, but I will admit I tend to be forgetful.
WRONG! In my dreams you have a fu manchu!
I remember that time Sylow tried to grow a soul patch and he ended up with a soul string.
I thought you were back already! Where the heck you been? I've got some News!
Are congratulations in order Miss Kate?
Why yes, MB, congratulations are in order!
I got me a new job! Woohoo!
Congratulations Miss Kate!
I wish you much luck and happiness in your new endeavor.
How exciting!
Congrats on the new job Miss Kate. I assume you'll now return to saving the world from lame parties and bad manners. No? Tell us how you'll save the world this time. Or is it a secret-superhero kind of thing?
Yay for Miss Kate and the new job! She can join me on my superhero quests.
Don't even talk to me about superhero quests - you run through a childrens park at recess wearing nothing but your superhero underpants and they call the cops on you! How rude.
(congrats on the new job! (can you get me hired too? I'm about to be unemployeed because I'm in a union entirely peopled by idjits working for a company who also peopled entirely by idjits, not a good combo))
Captian I'm unemployed already...Lucky for me I've learned how to sneak into lots of pools in town. Let me know if you need tips.
Woo Hoo!
I'm unemployed.
The idjits in the union jumped the gun and walked off the job today.
Anyone want to hire me?
Or at least cover my mortgage for a few months while they work out how to remove their heads from their asses?
Capt that sucks. Do you need us to all pitch in and send you a bottle of scotch to help you get by? I'd offer to get you a barrel of scotch, but something tells me that not even you would drink the scotch that I could afford to buy a whole barrel of.
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