Remember those dead baby jokes?
I just had to tell a woman she can't have food in the library. Yeah, there's a friggin sign right there you illiterate trol... Oh, you're pregnant. How delightful. Aren’t I the fucking baby killer. Well, I feel awful now, but I’d probably feel worse if I had ignored her and still told some none-pregnant person they couldn’t eat in the library.
In any case being the baby killer that I am, I was reminded of the dead baby jokes we used to tell in, what was it, elementary school? Anyone else remember these nasty little buggers? Like this one:
How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop of dead baby, one scoop of ice cream.
Apparently I’m not the only one who remembers.
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com
In any case being the baby killer that I am, I was reminded of the dead baby jokes we used to tell in, what was it, elementary school? Anyone else remember these nasty little buggers? Like this one:
How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop of dead baby, one scoop of ice cream.
Apparently I’m not the only one who remembers.
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com
posted by Sylow_P | 10:05 AM
12 Comments:
So before I get into the whole dead baby joke thing, let me understand. Are pregger ladies allowed to eat in the library?
Negative. I made her put it away despite the stupid "but I'm pregnant" look she gave me.
Did you give her your famous "pregnant women shouldn't be in libraries...they should stay home where they belong" speech? That usually gets results.
No, she was with this very scary woman, who might actually be the father. I merely pointed to the sign, and then left before she could swallow her food and speak.
I don't think dead baby jokes could be any funnier than the interchange between you two ici on this blog, monsieurs? mesieurs?...
Why the elementary French I don't know...yesterday it was Pennsylvania Dutch syntax..tomorrow is up for grabs.
Careful MB. There was a French blogger on here this morning. If they think you're making fun of them they just might send you an angry courielle.
I took six years of french and all I am able to do is speak broken english with a horrendous accent.
Lahk zees:
Vehr shud vee poot zee dehd bayBEE, mama?
Een zee nest, pa.
How can you tell a dead baby from a French blogger?
Oh sorry, confused my thoughts for a moment...
This comment needs more attention -- it is that funny:
"No, she was with this very scary woman, who might actually be the father."
I'm torn. It's either the baby will put up a fight, or the French Blogger smells bad.
I wasn't kidding on the paternity call...
Well I have laughed a lot today due to your comments and sparklestone's comments...thanks guys...!
Nothing like dead babies and Frenchmen to cheer you up!
Plus, wanted to mention this before --there is nothing worse in the world than borrowing a library book and finding odd crusty amorphous snot-like clots of alien material on the pages...
Thanks Sylow for defending us all from such a fate!
Wait a second-someone was dissing my pennsylvania dutch boys? I'm surprised my ears didn't catch on fire.
Sylow-I'm still on the gross out factor of with a scary woman..I can't even finish the sentence
I haven't heard a dead baby joke in YEARS! I always thought i was horrible for laughing. But dammit i couldn't help it.
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